How to pack with CLEshopaholic (with step by step instructions)

N and I are moving to our new home in 3.5 days. We (mainly me) are a little behind on packing (blah). So, I decided that today would be the day where I did my part for this move.

Step 1. Gather your materials


Step 2: Find a Sharpie

Step 3: Pick and open bottle of wine

Step 4: Pour yourself a healthy glass. Hydration is very important.

Step 5: Put stuff in boxes

Step 6: Seal with tape

Step 7: Find Sharpie that you have invariably misplaced by this point.

Repeat Steps 5-7 until stomach starts to make wierd sounds

Step 8: Find nourishment (note the giant glob of butter on the pierogies)

Repeat Step 4.

Find Sharpie (AGAIN!) Stupid Sharpie.

Repeat Steps 5-7 until blood sugar drops.

Step 9: More nourishment

Repeat Step 4.

Step 10: Call it a night. There's always tomorrow.